Super Laser Piss by

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## Super Laser Piss
*9th level evocation*
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- **Casting Time:** 1 action
- **Range:** 1 mile
- **Components:** V, S, M (a walnut)
- **Duration:** Instantaneous
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You launch a condensed bolt of pure energy at a point you can see within range. Any creature at the point must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking 6d12 force damage and 6d12 radiant damage on a failed save, or half that on a successful save.

In addition, all creatures within 60 feet of the point must make a Constitution saving throw, taking 3d12 force damage and 3d12 radiant damage on a failed save, or half that on a successful save.

The ground within 60 feet of the point becomes difficult terrain until cleared, and cannot sustain plan life for at 1 month

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*"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!*

*You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too*"

> ##### Art Credit
> ["The Moon"](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Moon) - Sonic Fandom Wiki