Potted Plant Traits
You are literally a potted plant. You may have been something else before becoming a potted plant, but you are now a potted plant.
Ability Score Increase. Your Strength and Dexterity scores become 0, and your Constitution score increases by 1.
Age. On average, indoor house plants last 2 to 5 years. After that, plants stop thriving and it's best to invest in another plant.
Size. Potted plants come in many different sizes. Your size is Tiny or Small.
Speed. You cannot walk.
Literally a Plant. You have proficiency in the Nature skill.
Plant. Your creature type is plant instead of humanoid. You cannot use weapons, armor, or tools and you automatically fail all Strength and Dexterity checks and saving throws aside from Dexterity (Stealth) checks, which you make with advantage and a +10 bonus.
Pot. Your Armor Class is equal to 4 + your Constitution modifier.
Magic Plant. You know the druidcraft cantrip. Wisdom is your spellcasting ability for it. Spells you cast do not require verbal components, spells with a range of touch have a range of 5 feet when you cast them, and you can use your pot as a spellcasting focus for your spells.
Blindsight. You have blindsight out to a range of 60 feet. You are blind beyond this.
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and two other languages of your choice, although you cannot speak or write without the aid of magic or psionics.