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So, the characters committed a minor crime in a city and guards were called ?


Who is leading the guards team :

d8 Result
1 A talking statue with a star on its chest
2 A zealous cleric of a justice god
3 A known former mercenary
4 A blood-thirsty soldier
5 A heart broken teen
6 Someone impersonating a ranked guard
7 A venerable member of the city
8 The general's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Who is part of his team ?

d10 Result
1 A constable
2 A huge one and a little one
3 A cleric, a warlock and a bard
4 Four heavily armed cloaked silhouettes
5 Five teen aged guards
6 Six rookies on their first day
7 An ogre who is still chewing on some meat piece
8 A few undeads
9 A redeemed criminal
10 Nobody

The leader highly respects ...
and really hates ...

d8 Result A Result B
1 nobility arrogance
2 manners travelers
3 honesty magical shenanigans
4 straight forwardness wasting his time
5 interesting stories aristocrats
6 valor violence
7 faith physical effort
8 loyalty cowards

When they arrive, the citizen who called the guards ...

d10 Result
1 grins with satisfaction
2 sighs and seems unsatisfied
3 starts panicking
4 looks further as if he waited somebody else
5 starts to act as if the characters are molesting him
6 walks up to the leader and shakes his hand
7 gets ready to bribe the guards
8 casts an illusion to help his cause
9 signals nearby cloaked individuals
10 leaves

The leader's favorite sentence is ...

d8 Result
1 talion's law
2 a bribe
3 a really high fine
4 a day in jail
5 a never ending admonition
6 public humiliation
7 violence
8 public service

If offended, the leader ...

d8 Result
1 is oblivious to the situation
2 takes things personally
3 simply raises the sentence for each offense
4 calls for reinforcements
5 starts growling
6 states how he is too old for this and leaves
7 begins casting
8 threatens character's family

Is this truly haunted ?


You want to make a quick quest with a spooky theme ?
Have you thought about :

Where is the action located ?

d8 Result
1 An old asylum on a hill
2 An abandonned manor
3 A desecrated temple
4 In a remote swamp where nothing grows
5 A centuries-old cemetary
6 An empty ship
7 A dark and silent forest
8 A forgotten circus

Why everybody thinks it's haunted?

d8 Result
1 Ghostly screams can be heard
2 All the children dreamt of it at the same time
3 Talking about it brings bad luck
4 Last person who went there came back changed
5 Rumors run on every teen lips
6 The last owner said so
7 An ominous red balloon
8 The location keeps moving

What happened here in the past ?

d8 Result
1 An horrible murder
2 A dark ritual went wrong
3 Cruel experimentations on innoncent persons
4 A god cursed the location
5 A golden puzzle box was opened there
6 A cult was formed
7 A tragic accident involving a love triangle
8 A kid died alone

What is really there ?

d8 Result
1 A vengeful spirit filled with hatred
2 A lonely ghost
3 A being trapped between planes
4 A mere mortal with a convincing disguise
5 A revenant with an unachieved business
6 A trio of harmless ghosts
7 An old curse
8 A book with vile intentions

When is it active ?

d8 Result
1 When stars align
2 When a book page is read aloud
3 On Friday 13th
4 At a precise anniversary
5 Whenever a kid/virgin/innocent person enters
6 From dusk till dawn
7 When a name is prononced three times in a row
8 Only when nobody is in the actual location

What is its motivation ?

d8 Result
1 To rest in peace, its last business taken care of
2 Its name to be known
3 His prison to be destroyed
4 To be released into this reality
5 Vengeance upon someone who hurted it
6 Someone to talk to
7 To gain full ownership of the location
8 To feed upon children fears

What is its weakness ?

d8 Result
1 A stolen family heirloom
2 Holy symbols hold by two persons of the faith
3 Absence of fear
4 Being dragged in this world in order to be defeated
5 Truth
6 Being forgotten by everyone
7 It is tied to the location
8 His corpse

A Hag's house


Once again, in this halloween season, here's some thought about a quest involving a hag.
Let's assume kids are going missing in the nearby town.

Which kids are disappearing ?

d8 Result
1 First born
2 Twins
3 Rich children
4 Orphans
5 Kids born under a certain moon
6 Healthy kids
7 Kids with strange birth marks
8 Unruly kids

How does the hag attract kids ?

d10 Result
1 Multi-colored candies
2 Talking dolls
3 Cute baby animals
4 An enchanted flute
5 Sending messages in their dreams
6 Marking a path only kids can see
7 Animated objects kidnapping them (bed, cart)
8 She kidnaps them herself
9 A slave kidnaps them
10 She trades with their parents

What does the hag looks like ?

d8 Result
1 An old person with an oddly big smile
2 A moss-covered person with bark for skin
3 A small person with snake eyes
4 Someone with insects and animals living within its robe
5 Bette Midler
6 Green-skin, pointy hat
7 A very old, senile and blind person
8 An attractive redhead

Where does the hag live ?

d6 Result
1 A house made of gingerbread
2 An old water mill
3 A tall tower
4 Under a dead tree
5 In a shipwreck near a river
6 Near a graveyard

Why does it needs the kids ?

d8 Result
1 To steal their youth
2 To eat them
3 To blackmail their parents
4 To collect their soul
5 To replace them with its own offspring
6 To protect them against an upcoming event
7 To replenish its power
8 To become even more powerful

What protects the hag ?

d8 Result
1 A dumb troll
2 A feebleminded giant
3 Soulless bodies
4 Two other hags
5 A devil who married it
6 Many cursed fetishes
7 Animated objects
8 Corrupted animals

What is its weakness ?

d8 Result
1 Fire
2 Water
3 Daylight
4 Its hunger
5 Time limit to perform its ritual
6 An old oath



Create your own skeleton

The Skeleton was created to

d12 Result
1 fight forever in a dungeon
2 carry a backpack
3 carry a message beyond a desert
4 play room music
5 clean a latrine
6 mow wheat
7 lead curious adventurers inside a maze
8 row in a big ship
9 pass the butter
10 fight in a desperate war
11 defend a goblin village
12 lure hunting hounds away

it is unique because it has

2d12 Result A Result B
1 a hole in its skull
2 a missing arm
3 an animal impaled on its ribcage
4 spikes on its femur
5 a bigger hand
6 a smaller hoof
7 no spine
8 an extra jaw
9 wires twisted around its finger
10 runes carved into its sternum
11 still living flesh on its pelvis
12 heavily burnt metallic prosthetic

It fights with

d8 Result
1 a crazy laugh
2 a sword from another age
3 a broken femur
4 a torn arm bleeding all over the place
5 his own arm hodling a club, getting reach
6 a spine as a whip
7 a crossbow with a bayonet
8 a mask made of his previous victim's face

It carries

d12 Result
1 a scroll in its skull
2 a secret message on its bones
3 a broken greatsword on its back
4 a pet in its ribcage
5 old silver necklaces
6 a military tag
7 a leash and a collar
8 a nest with two eggs
9 a brick in its jaw
10 spare parts
11 a drum set made of skulls
12 a quiver with 2 silvered arrows

and when it dies, it

d8 Result
1 loses its head, and wanders aimlessly for 30 seconds
2 falls like dominoes
3 explodes in tiny yet harmless shrapnels
4 utters shakespearean quotes
5 stays stuck to the weapon that striked it
6 is cut in half, and its upper body crawl away for 3 meters
7 falls on the ground, and its head rolls away
8 does a xylophone sound

Side quest in a hurry

Hi, I'm ... and I need your help

d12 Result
1 the mayor
2 the innkeeper
3 the town cleric
4 the gravedigger
5 the librarian
6 a quest board
7 a talking raven
8 you from the future
9 a dream
10 a dragon disguised as a human
11 a human disguised as a dragon
12 the guild master

I need you to "A" this "B"

d10 Result A Result B
1 gather... creature
2 fetch... person
3 protect... magic item
4 kill... evil artifact
5 find... holy relic
6 survive... enemy of mine
7 heal... mimic
8 persuade... sacred forest
9 hide... cult
10 destroy... mean god

If you do this, I'll...

d8 Result
1 tell you what you want
2 pay you some copper
3 give you a handful of gems
4 help you in the future
5 exchange it for something you need
6 thank you
7 laugh because I'm a devil and it was all a trick
and you fell for it and now I win
8 offer you a free coupon for the thing I do

You now have to go ...

d8 Result
1 in a dungeon
2 in an evil temple
3 in the ruins of a castle
4 in a maze
5 in an underground complex
6 in the den of a monster
7 in this cool extradimensionnal dungeon I found a map for on the internet and couldn't find the right quest for so now please go you'll see it's really cool
8 in the inn basement

Here's the catch :

d8 Result
1 it's a trap
2 it's a mimic
3 there are more opponents than anticipated
4 opponents got TNT
5 you can't make any noise
6 you can't kill anyone
7 the opponent is in fact a decoy
8 I can't pay you already
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