Trinkets
The trinkets me and other players made, separated from the official ones that together made the d1000 table.
| d270 | Trinket |
|---|---|
| 1 | A business card for someone who shares your name |
| 2 | A die that rolls lower (usually) when bad things will happen. Once rolled, it rolls the same number for the rest of the day |
| 3 | A compass that always points towards your mother (Garrett) |
| 4 | A boomerang that flies too slowly to be used as a weapon |
| 5 | A fireproof cigar |
| 6 | A stone with a small hole in it |
| 7 | A taxidermied elf ear |
| 8 | An opaque potion vial |
| 9 | A mushroom the size of an umbrella |
| 10 | A water damaged drawing of a naked goblin (Sky) |
| 11 | A single dried flower (Sky) |
| 12 | A top hat that is sized for a tiny creature but won't fall off of someone's head regardless of size |
| 13 | A rose gold feather that smells like vanilla and functions as a pen with unlimited pink ink |
| 14 | A shrunken head |
| 15 | A deck of cards with 52 jokers |
| 16 | A set of fine clothes which turn invisible at random times and for random intervals if worn, but only for everyone BUT the wearer (Josh) |
| 17 | A fountain pen that continuously inserts grammatical and spelling errors into whatever is written with it (Josh) |
| 18 | A square apple |
| 19 | A Ring of Three Wishes with no wishes left |
| 20 | A note in thieves cant suggesting treason |
| 21 | A tiny crossbow that shoots toothpicks (+Dex to hit, 15/25, 1 piercing (no modifiers)) |
| 22 | A waterskin full of marinara sauce |
| 23 | A torn cape that's too small for you |
| 24 | A gold coin in the shape of a star |
| 25 | Twenty-nine silver caltrops |
| 26 | A frog who follows you for an unknown reason |
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|---|---|
| 27 | A bucket with a hole in it. The hole does not prevent it from holding water |
| 28 | A tiny, silver whistle that makes a sound only dogs and elves can hear |
| 29 | A signed copy of a book a friend wrote |
| 30 | A tiny piece of meteorite from a crater |
| 15 | An earring with a secret compartment containing a tiny ball of guano and sulfur |
| 27 | An orange chef's hat |
| 34 | A gnomish clockwork device, with a removable lid and a soft, moist, rubbery interior that moves when something is inserted |
| 36 | A large nut on a bolt; they have both been twisted and stripped to the point where they cannot be separated (Alan) |
| 37 | A rock that complains when shaken |
| 38 | A plush cow from the harvest festival |
| 39 | A scale replica of The World Clock on Mechanus |
| 40 | A mind flayer tadpole trapped in a block of resin |
| 41 | An item you already have is autographed by a solar |
| 42 | A telescope that shows the inside of a small demon's house. It is aware when it is being observed and regularly shouts rude things and/or flashes the viewer out of spite (Josh) |
| 43 | A single, bright red gallosh that inexplicably fits perfectly anyone who attempts to wear it. (Josh) |
| 44 | A small sheet of an unknown material containing an image of an elf more realistic than any painting (Sky) |
| 45 | A bumpy glass wand that makes any spell cast using it smell bad |
| 46 | A shark fang necklace |
| 47 | A sack that doubles the weight of anything put into it (Josh) |
| 48 | A soft bowl that can be flattened into a plate |
| 49 | A memory that isn't yours |
| 50 | An angry shirt. It growls loudly if buttoned incorrectly or stained (Josh) |
| 51 | A copper egg that, if one's name is written on it, can always be produced by reaching into any opaque container and grabbing it. This effect is not bound by distance or plane (Josh) |
| 52 | A key to a door on an outer plane |
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|---|---|
| 53 | An assortment of 12 marbles with unusual weights and densities. The lightest one falls as slowly at an inch per second, and the heaviest one feels as heavy as a bowling ball (Josh) |
| 54 | A helmet with special compartments for elf ears |
| 55 | A coupon that can replace the material component for Galder's speedy courier |
| 56 | A ring that allows the wearer to harmlessly remove their finger as if unscrewed from a socket, and reattach at will (Josh) |
| 57 | A miniature hand sculpted from clay |
| 58 | A ring sized for a toe that, when worn, makes you not need to blink. |
| 59 | A hat that threatens you if you try to take it off |
| 60 | Fur coated manacles (Sky) |
| 61 | A pair of rings with skulls instead of gemstones. If someone wearing one of them dies, the other shakes for a week then turns to ash |
| 62 | A piece of tentacle from an unknown creature |
| 63 | A single clown shoe (Sky) |
| 64 | Lightning in a bottle |
| 65 | A magnifying glass that makes objects appear smaller |
| 66 | A gold coin framed with platinum (Sky) |
| 67 | Earmuffs with cat ears on the top |
| 68 | A bar of soap that smells like the sea (Sky) |
| 69 | A possessed pair of marbles. When separated, they will attempt to roll back together, regardless of distance |
| 70 | A music box that plays a different song each time you wind it up (Sky) |
| 71 | A will-o'-wisp in a magic lantern that keeps it from leaving. It refuses to light up unless fed life as described in its stat block |
| 72 | A monodrone's dagger |
| 73 | A slide whistle that, instead of making whistling noises, speaks out the word "ARBITRARY" in a random voice each time (Josh) |
| 74 | An iron box with four locks on it. The label on the top says "Russet Mold" |
| 75 | A large, red hooded robe sized for a goliath |
| 76 | A box of edible (yet still functional) matches. They taste of cinnamon (Josh) |
| 77 | A switchblade you can control with your mind |
| 78 | A branch that has been struck by lightning |
| 79 | A sheath for a dagger that moans when a weapon is placed inside of it (Josh) |
| 80 | A glass jar with a dried-up sea leprechaun |
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|---|---|
| 81 | A magically preserved human foot. It hops precisely 4 times a day at exact intervals. (Josh) |
| 82 | A full sized wooden barrel that weighs one pound |
| 83 | A broken wooden wagon wheel (Sky) |
| 84 | A locked book |
| 85 | A reeeeeaally cool stick (Other Josh) |
| 86 | A jar of peaches (Sky) |
| 87 | A white top hat |
| 88 | 7 ball bearings made of flesh |
| 89 | A hat that, when worn, turns itself and your hair invisible |
| 90 | A small, clay model of a ziggurat |
| 91 | A leather coat sized for an orc. The label sticked inside says it is made of halfling leather |
| 92 | A spool containing 2 feet of invisible thread |
| 93 | A jester's hat with the bells cut off |
| 94 | A scorched wand handle |
| 95 | 12 tail spikes from a manticore |
| 96 | A broken prosthetic arm |
| 97 | A keychain from a place known as "Detroit" |
| 98 | A whistle that, when bown into, makes the sound of someone screaming |
| 99 | A large egg with the number 329 painted on it |
| 100 | A handheld flag of Stormcrest |
| 101 | A scrap of a newspaper with your name on it |
| 102 | A mislabeled map of the outer planes, including a 10th layer of hell known as "Disneyland" |
| 103 | A pocketwatch with the numbers in the wrong order. When opened, the hands point towards the correct number. |
| 104 | A wooden toy sword that functions as a club or torch |
| 105 | A rusty metal pipe which has an odor of blood coming from inside the pipe |
| 106 | An eight-legged underdark creature trapped in a jar |
| 107 | A small glass bottle full of white liquid labeled "Clown Milk" that can't be opened (Sky) |
| 108 | 10 skull shaped bricks of charcoal |
| 109 | A flute that plays two octaves lower than it should |
| 110 | A lit match in a jar. The match has been burning for as long as you've had it, at least months. |
| 111 | A pair of dentures carved out of a frost giant's tooth. They audibly chatter. (Josh) |
| 112 | A long taper candle with a melting point lower than average (Sky) |
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|---|---|
| 113 | Blueprints for a "crossbow that shoots swords" |
| 114 | A glass orb with a jellyfish inside |
| 115 | A marionette puppet in your likeness |
| 116 | A small portrait of a dog |
| 117 | A glass pipe that reeks of skunk odor |
| 118 | One big tooth the size of an apple (Josh) |
| 119 | A thin cloth choker that makes your neck invisible |
| 120 | A pair of tiny, handmade mittens |
| 121 | A small piece of painted wood with your name on it |
| 122 | A deck of cards themed after the Deck of Many Things |
| 123 | A collapsible pocket sundial that accurately tells time when exposed to any light source (Josh) |
| 124 | A stone painted and chiseled to look like a loaf of bread |
| 125 | A vial of greasy black liquid labeled "Frying Pan Antidote" |
| 126 | A sheet of paper with a circle of unknown arcane sigils |
| 127 | A meat cleaver that bounces off of still living flesh |
| 128 | A starfish that breathes air |
| 129 | A puzzle cube with a half inch square central compartment |
| 130 | A shield with a naked half-elf woman painted on it, meant to distract opponents |
| 131 | A pocket mirror that, instead of a reflection, shows a person in the same fashion as the scrying spell. You haven't been able to figure out the identity of the person the mirror was made to spy on |
| 132 | A leather bag full of tiny, humanoid skulls. It smells faintly of cloves (Josh) |
| 133 | A haunted diary. After writing in it, the diary will respond with a comment 6 hours later. It doesn't answer questions, just gives snarky comments on your stories |
| 134 | A small mirror that reflects things as incorrectly as possible while still visibly meant to be a reflection of its surroundings. (Josh) |
| 135 | A tiara encrusted with fake gemstones (Sky) |
| 136 | A blanket with strings sewn on to be used as a cape |
| 137 | A potted mushroom |
| 138 | A small, nine pointed star made of iron |
| 139 | A playing card that, when shuffled into a deck, always appears on top of the deck once cut (Josh) |
| 140 | A fish (pike) who cannot die, but still feels pain from suffocation |
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|---|---|
| 141 | A hammer with a claw on both sides |
| 142 | A steel rod that cannot be broken or melted |
| 143 | A headband that makes your hair grow quickly (1" per day) |
| 144 | A pair of glasses that renders the wearer blind beyond 30ft. (Josh) |
| 145 | An ornamental chalice that floats in place when let go of |
| 146 | An odd, silver tuning fork for a specific note between notes |
| 147 | A locket containing two portraits. When you close the locket, they fade from your memory. Taking notes on their features results in gibberish |
| 148 | A tiny metal disc with spiky edges (Sky) |
| 149 | An ink well made of flesh and bone that refills itself with blood |
| 150 | A finger that rotates clockwise when placed on a flat surface |
| 151 | A fishing hook sized for a shark |
| 152 | An abacus with small bones and skulls instead of beads |
| 153 | DIY lobotomy kit |
| 154 | A novel in elvish detailing a half-elf's capture by the drow. Rated XXX for content |
| 155 | A piece of driftwood shaped like a penis |
| 156 | A shard of colorful glass (Sky) |
| 157 | A deck of tarot cards. The star card is a small sheet of engraved platinum |
| 158 | A dozen cartons of drinkable sausage |
| 159 | The talisman of a deceased devil |
| 160 | Juice that makes you cum extremely hard |
| 161 | A hag's diary |
| 162 | Blueprints in gnomish for a device known as a "Mommy Milker" |
| 163 | A small pouch containing a half eaten stale cracker (Sky) |
| 164 | Cloth hand wraps belonging to an ancient swordmaster |
| 165 | Scribbled notes on something known as "Deep Root Disease" caused by a plant called "Nature's Mockery" |
| 166 | A floppy quarterstaff or spear that becomes usable for 3d6 minutes after you spend an action to stroke it |
| 167 | A necklace with a large nose-shaped pendant. When worn it provides the wearer with immunity to sneezing |
| 168 | A haunted chess set. When set up, it plays against you |
| d270 | Trinket |
|---|---|
| 169 | A dog collar sized for a humanoid. The tag is too scratched to see the name. |
| 170 | A shot glass that changes the color of any liquid poured into it to bright blue (Josh) |
| 171 | A bronze mask with an unsettling smile |
| 172 | A mitten large enough to wear as a hat |
| 173 | A small clay fish |
| 174 | An arrow made out of bone |
| 175 | Shoes with teeth on the bottom |
| 176 | A skull shaped like a pumpkin |
| 177 | A pumpkin shaped like a skull |
| 178 | A metal tea infuser (Sky) |
| 179 | A fake, yet real looking gun |
| 180 | A silly plushie of a blonde shifter. When squeezed, it makes strange noises like "burenyuu" |
| 181 | brick (Sky) |
| 182 | A heart shaped riverstone (Sky) |
| 183 | A frying pan made of gold |
| 184 | A stained clown nose (Sky) |
| 185 | A vial of cat whiskers (Sky) |
| 186 | A pyrite crown |
| 187 | A small metal cylinder filled with something that has gith writing on it |
| 188 | A wooden stake coated in ash that can't be removed |
| 189 | An ornate lucky coin, made of gold and anteon |
| 190 | A rubber rat |
| 191 | A metal cage the size of a plum, which contains a little illusory copy of the person who last held it. The copy rattles the bars and gibbers in a high pitched voice (Josh) |
| 192 | A potion bottle containing a sinister red potion. |
| 193 | A wand that allows you to shoot eyeballs at something within 30 feet of you as an action. The eyeballs vanish at the end of your next turn |
| 194 | A silvered hunting trap |
| 195 | A dagger with a matching sheath. The sheath appears to be sized for a longsword, but only fits the paired dagger. |
| 196 | A small jar of water labeled "Girl Bath Water" |
| 197 | A rock that causes any hair it touches to fall out |
| 198 | A music box that, when wound, will repeat everything the winder spoke out loud in the time that it was wound back to. It has a hard limit at 30 seconds. (Josh) |
| 199 | A sun hat with a two foot brim |
| d270 | Trinket |
|---|---|
| 200 | A bedroll that rolls and unrolls when verbally commanded to |
| 201 | Evil socks (Josh) |
| 202 | An 8-fingered glove made out of silk. It has "RR" embroidered by the wrist in pink lace. (Josh) |
| 203 | A fuzzy, brightly colored worm on a string |
| 204 | 150 gp in debt |
| 205 | A wooden boomerang that, no matter the force it is thrown with, always lands exactly 10 feet away from the thrower. (Josh) |
| 206 | A magically preserved human foot. It hops precisely 4 times a day at exact intervals. (Josh) |
| 207 | A box of fake matches. Any attempt to strike the matches causes the user to emit thunderously loud flatulence. (Josh) |
| 208 | A pair of silver glasses that, when looking through them, makes the world look like it is always snowing |
| 209 | A pink, knitted hat made to look like a cow's udders |
| 210 | A knife that whispers to the humanoid with the lowest Wisdom score within 30 feet of it |
| 211 | A tiger mask that, when worn, makes you nervous around other people and dulls positive emotions |
| 212 | A ball of flesh, covered in skin and some hair (amorphus globosus) |
| 213 | A deck of 54 playing cards, including the prince of hearts and the 11 of clubs |
| 214 | The scale of a time dragon |
| 215 | A little miniature garden gnome keychain (Sky) |
| 216 | A spoon the size of a shovel |
| 217 | A needle that causes no pain when pushed through flesh |
| 218 | A book with a lockbox instead of pages (Sky) |
| 219 | A cheeseburger that never spoils (Sky) |
| 220 | A bracelet that magically changes size to be just slightly too big for the wearer. (Josh) |
| 221 | An apple sized skull that inexplicably weighs 10lbs when directly held, but is virtually weightless when carried in a container. (Josh) |
| 222 | A ventriloquist dummy made in the likeness of Vlaakith, the now deceased lich queen. (Josh) |
| 223 | A single Sending Stone |
| 224 | A wizard's hat and matching robe. They use illusion magic to make you appear to have big naturals |
| 225 | A filing box exactly 3 inches bigger on the inside than on the outside. (Josh) |
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|---|---|
| 226 | A sealed jar of honey with a date over 2000 years old written on it (Alan) |
| 227 | A thermos that turns any liquid poured inside into a black ichor, but changes no other properties of that liquid. (Josh) |
| 228 | A coffee bean the size of a loaf of bread |
| 229 | A stalker |
| 230 | A sealed bottle labeled "Gender Fluid" which contains a chunky red liquid |
| 231 | A helmet that glows red when the wearer thinks racist thoughts |
| 232 | A coupon for "one free abortion" with an address in Feycross |
| 233 | Wooden blocks for a child. If they are stacked, a command word can cause them to collapse on their own. |
| 234 | A plush toy that's shaped kind of like a cat, but smells like a dog (Sky) |
| 235 | A harpy's feather |
| 236 | A fountain pen with an internal ink well and your name engraved on it |
| 237 | A pocket watch that is counting down to a date sometime in the next 80 years. It seems to randomly speed up or slow down. (Josh) |
| 238 | A toolbox full of hundreds of dice of various sizes, colors, and materials |
| 239 | A plain cloth doll about a foot tall. By attuning to it (like a magic item), it takes on your appearance and follows you around |
| 240 | A dominatrix outfit made to the scale of a pixie or sprite. (Josh) |
| 241 | A plushie of a bunny who is also a strawberry |
| 242 | A drawing you made as a child of your family. There is an additional family member nobody in your family remembers but you |
| 243 | A jar completely filled with spiders |
| 244 | A board of unknown material that can be folded from a rigid 3 foot by 2 foot rectangle to a pocket sized object. You can draw on it with your index finger, and erase with any cloth |
| 245 | Three canopic jars filled with rusted gears and metal scrap |
| 246 | A painting of what a fomorian may have looked like before the curse |
| 247 | A badge for something known as a "Cthonaut" |
| 248 | A cigar filled with catnip |
| 249 | A hand crossbow modified to shoot fist-sized rocks (1d4 bludgeoning) |
| 250 | A plushie made to look like you |
| d270 | Trinket |
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| 251 | A blob of translucent purple clay that changes shape on its own to whatever you think it to be |
| 252 | A wooden box about the size of a thick tome. While the lid is closed, time does not pass inside the box. |
| 253 | A dictionary describing every fetish, ever |
| 254 | A witch's hat that, when worn, makes you unable to taste or smell. |
| 255 | A wearable badge that displays the wearer's thoughts as text |
| 256 | A gold foil rose |
| 257 | An eye in a jar, suspended in green fluid. It blinks. |
| 258 | A tiny copper coin with a face carved into it. It is too small to be used as currency. |
| 259 | A wand that fails to cast spells, and instead just creates sparks or a puff of smoke |
| 260 | A jet black blanket that prevents a creature under it from dreaming |
| 261 | Someone else's underwear |
| 262 | A shield made of a rare translucent teal wood found only on the Feywild |
| 263 | A locked, unbreakable, wooden box labeled "The Left Testicle of Vecna" |
| 264 | A taxidermied giant rat |
| 265 | A translation page for a cypher you and a friend made as children |
| 266 | A metal necklace with three yellow crystals hanging from it |
| 267 | A pin back button with the word CUNT on it (Sky) |
| 268 | A lead-lined hat |
| 269 | An old band shirt that requires you to name 5 of their songs before putting it on. Complains about new music while worn. (Garrett) |
| 270 | A sword with a blade made of glass |